Here's a little humor and some mind boggling questions that seem to go unanswered. Have a good Friday!!!! :)
CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?
HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN"... BUT IT'S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS"? WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?
ONCE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY?
WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX ?
WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?
HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?
WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY "SLEPT LIKE A BABY " WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?
IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING? WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.
WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL?
WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT ?
IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?
CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE ?
IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, WHY CAN'T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?
WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS? THEY'RE BOTH DOGS! IF WILE E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BUY DINNER?
IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?
IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?
DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HAVE THE SAME TUNE?
WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?
WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE THE HEMISPHERE, BUT CALL IT A HEMORRHOID WHEN IT'S IN YOUR ASS?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Holy Bum Crack!!!
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Carver Dressing Himself...
Friday, July 24, 2009
Carver's First Baseball Game
A group of officers from Mike's work organized a family BBQ and baseball game activity. A couple of the guys were from California. And since the Bees were playing the Fresnos, they were all for this game. Anyways, Carver had fun. We bought him a kid's bat that has the Bee's logo on it. And I can promise you we fed him plenty, but he still wanted to eat the bat. Kids?!?!? Almost got him a foam finger too, but I figured he'd just eat it. I think me presumptions were on the right track! Hahaha!
Carver's New Room
We decided it was time to take the converted crib down and get him a real toddler bed. He had a butt load of books stuffed in a roll cart under his crib and it just wasn't big enough to hold them all. So we got him a book shelf too (but in order to fit the book shelf, the crib had to go). So needless to say, Carver got new furniture. He was so helpful in putting everything together too! And it left a nice big area for him to play in too.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
RJ's winning pic
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Blackfoot Show
We had a successful show. Brought home lots of blue ribbons and awards. Chase got his first stakes win in driving and placed very high in his classes. He got a 3rd out of a class of about 9 in halter (which is very good). Took his hunter classes as well. RJ went all the way to supreme halter and took home the champion of champions for the shetlands (there was about 8 shetlands). I was super excited! Paul was a blast to show. We took the modern gelding and his roadster classes.
Driving Paul
We were cruising by Mike too fast for him to get some good pics. So he videoed us. It sure is fun driving him! We were sliding around the corners because he was going so fast.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Practicing....
This will be Chase's first time being a leadline horse and Carver hasn't done leadline since August last year. Figured we'd pull them out and see how they both do. Chase got an A+ for being awesome. Carver, on the other hand, didn't want mommy to show him how to ride a horse. He's already an expert in that field. 2 year olds....what can you do??? Yes...I know. Shorts and boots riding a horse. But hey, we're in the country, okay? Heehee!
Sunday, July 5, 2009
After the Fireworks....
We stayed up and watched Brigham City's fireworks from our ditch bank. Carver got to stay up with us this year and watch (we did get a nice show of illegal WY fireworks from across the freeway too). So this is the pic we took of him after the fireworks getting ready for bed. He basically collapsed on the floor. Not much of a party animal yet, I guess??
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